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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has
made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a
bad move." "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute
conversation with the average voter." "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices
I admire." "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is
prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then
give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it" "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two
people. Between five, it's fantastic." "Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the
answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
"A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies." "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so
much." "I can resist anything but temptation." "I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic
cup." |
"A
common mistake that people make when trying to design something
completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
fools."
"Don't
knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love."
"To
disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the
first requisites of sanity."
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