Drinking Quotes
W.C.Fields"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
W.C Fields

"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
W.C Fields

"I drink therefore I am."
W.C Fields

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
W.C Fields

"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."
W.C Fields

"I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on
earth."

Oliver Reed

"Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."
George Bernard Shaw

"I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark."
George Bernard Shaw

Churchill"I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me."
Sir Winston Churchill

Lady Astor, aghast at a party. "Mr. Churchill your drunk!"
Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly."
Sir Winston Churchill

"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them."
Sir Winston Churchill

"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
Oscar Wilde

"Actually, it only takes me one drink to get loaded, trouble is I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th."
George Burns

Homer"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
Homer Simpson

"To alcohol; the cause and solution to all of life's problems."
Homer Simpson